I just need to tell everyone in the world out there that does not already know that I LOVE THE RUSSIAN ISRAELIS. Something about their hard work ethic combined with their sexy Russian-ness and beady eyes makes me want to quit my day job (when I have one) and scream DAH! DAH! DAH! Oh those borscht-eating women-pleasing Communist-loving men. How I love stereotyping thee for my own sexual gratification.