You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Being a teacher and then grading the students' big unit test and discovering that you might as well been replaced with a mute statue or even a retarded monkey all of these days that you were working so hard to teach them, and they would have done just as well, if not better, on their tests. Because there's no way they could have possibly done worse. But you know what the best feeling in the world is? Knowing that in one more day winter break will come and you can drink all your problems away like the true alcoholic role model that you are. HAPPY MOTHERFUCKING HOLIDAYS!