So today my car got a boot. So now my leg and my car's leg both have boots on them. Aw. How cute. Of course only I would get a boot on my car in a restricted parking zone on street cleaning day! Since the person at the parking violations hotline told me my car probably wouldn't be towed for 72 hours UNLESS my car was parked in a restricted zone or if it was street cleaning day, in which case they would tow my car immediately, I hobbled back to my car and sat in it for 5 hours like those freaks who sit in trees, waiting for the street cleaners or parking assholes or whoever. Of course nobody came. I almost wanted to beg for those parking assholes to show up. I was almost bitter they didn't just cause my 5 hours was so futile. Those assholes even know when NOT to show up just to piss you off. Anyways finally at 11:03 (3 minutes past the alloted street cleaning time no less!) the street cleaners came. They glanced at me in my car, I glanced at them, they went around me, swept the street, and that was that. But then I got paranoid that they secrectly called a tow truck after that so I waited an additional hour and a half. Finally I abandoned my dear old car but remained (and remain) paranoid as hell cause I can't pay to get the boot off until tommorow. I even googled ways to get a boot off your car but I just don't want to be arrested cuase of my leg. But on a side note, I must say that I now know that street cleaners do nothing. They clear off leaves and a few bottles from the side of the street. Well, leaves fall again and a few seconds after the street cleaners left a bum came around searching for bottles and cans. He could have USED those bottles in the street. The street cleaners actually do more harm than good, depriving homeless people from millions of dollars in income. And we have to move our cars for this? On another side note (cause believe me I have time for many side notes) people keep treating me like I'm deranged because of the huge leg brace I have on. I see them pitying me as I hobble on my crutches, waiting for the light to turn green AGAIN cause I have to wait two rounds to make it across the street sometimes. Many people cringe and ask me explicitly what happened. If only all of this resulted in free drinks but so far it hasn't. And on yet another side note (told you) I predict Jamie Lynn Spears will replace her sister as the new hot star. You heard it here first. Yes, I am bored.
posted by Two Buck Chuck at 9:18 PM
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