Heyyyyyy everyone! So, ummmmm, now that my little hissy-fit has run its course, let's be friends again! I could lie to you, my .75 loyal reader, but let's be honest. I have been busy. Real busy. Reverting to childhood. Living in denial. Crawling into a little cute ball of fetal mass and attaching myself to the womb again (with bakery tape and dried out Elmer's). You see, when I started this blog, way back in 06, I had a job. I drove to and fro this job with a car. From my own apartment. I had health insurance. I didn't let pieces of my tooth fall out in a rotting mess and decide that instead of a filling I would plug the hole with today's lunch particles, cuz back then I had dental insurance! Now, of course I hated my shitty job, and my car was always breaking, but now, NOW my friend (s?) I have none of that. I have taken a 95% pay cut to work at a bakery and make $9.50 an hour despite having a bachelor's degree and a teaching credential. My car has been sitting in a driveway (not my own, silly, I don't have a driveway! driveways are for people who have HOUSES, or even APARTMENTS of their own!) for months. I lost my driver's license and never bothered to replace it. I live in my dad's apartment in a room filled with my sister's stuff, with all my shit still in boxes. My coffee table, once lovingly acquired from Craigslist and proudly displayed in my own apartment, now serves as a parking spot for my dad's bicycle. Yes, a bicycle sits on top of my coffee table. I have no insurance of any kind. So, .75 loyal reader, I have been busy. Busy living like a homeless person/child/bakery bitch/stripper who makes no income so can't afford breast implants but can't make an income cuz she ain't got no breast implants/fetus. But I am back ,lady and gentleman. Back amidst my busy schedule of jack shit to bring you more of...jack shit. Missed you!